If you haven’t heard about the HoboHookah, you are missing out. This magic little smoking device allows you to turn almost any bottle into a hookah! Can’t get the glass as clean as it used to be? Throw the bottle out and start over again at almost no cost!

• Unbreakable – It’s made completely of metal and high-temperature rubber, and fits on 1L and 1.75L liquor bottles, 2L soda bottles, narrow top Nalgenes, wine caskets (yes, you read that right), and a variety of vases - customize it to your taste! No more need to worry about breaking your glass base.
• Dishwasher Safe – It’s the 21st century; it’s about time we get a dishwasher-safe hookah. Our hookahs clean up almost as well as our customers!
• High Quality American Design – First we worked with a 20-year veteran of the engineering industry to optimize our design for the best smoke possible. Then we selected only the finest parts and materials out there. The HoboHookah is easy to set up and made of high quality parts - this is the last hookah you’ll ever need. And we walk the talk - the HoboHookah has been our hookah of choice since designing them.
• Transportability - The HoboHookah and its accessories all fit in a small soccer bag we’ve included for your convenience. It weighs a mere 2 pounds. You finally have a hookah you can easily take with you, whether backpacking through South America or hitting the party across town.
• Guaranteed by a Warranty – We’re so confident in our product that we offer a 30-day “no questions asked” refund, so you can try it out risk-free. No other hookah websites believe in their products enough to do this.

The website starts by boldly stating: “WARNING: The Lifespan Of This Hookah May Be Too Long For Some Users. Please Identify A Successor.” It’s truly a great idea. The hookah consists mostly of the down stem, hose and bowl. Ultra portable and will last forever.

1. Turns Nearly Any Bottle, Nalgene, Or Vase Into A Hookah - never worry about breaking the glass base again!
2. Light And Compact - easily take it to your wild parties and as you travel the globe.
3. Dishwasher Safe - never worry about cleaning your hookah again.
4. Sets Up In Mere Seconds - easily set it up at your pre-game and then quickly take it apart to hit The Party.
5. Stainless Steel Internal Pipe - never lose a hookah to flavor stains again!

The most highly-dressed and splendid hookah was prepared for me. I tried it, but did not like it. As after several trials I still found it disagreeable, I with much gravity requested to know whether it was indispensably necessary that I should become a smoker, which was answered with equal gravity, ‘Undoubtedly it is, for you might as well be out of the world as out of the fashion. Here everybody uses a hookah, and it is impossible to get on without’…..[I] have frequently heard men declare they would much rather be deprived of their dinner than their hookah.

(1918) Memoirs of William Hickey, Vol. II, London: Hurst & Blackett, p. 136.